As I was sitting on the couch with JBean the other night, Master P uttered those dreadful words. "You're really letting yourself go lately".
My first reaction was to jump up and knock the every living shit out of him. After giving him the look of death, he elaborated for me.
...And I (even though I'll never tell him this) decided he's right.
The reasons he sited are as follows:
1: "Your hair has been super frizzy lately". Well I have to say, I one up a lot of new mom's that I know, where I shower daily, in the morning. So many people told me I wouldn't have time for a shower after JBean arrived, but that isn't acceptable to me. I need to feel squeaky clean. Now, where I may be able to shower, I don't always have time to blow dry my hair... hence it being frizz-alicious. (If you know anything about New England summers, you know that it gets ridiculously humid... to the point where you break a sweat running outside to get the mail. Dislike).
2: "Your feet aren't looking as cute as they used to". Le sigh. Before being pregnant, and all throughout my pregnancy, I got a pedi every two to three weeks. Eight weeks post-partum, and I haven't had one since my due date (which was May 18... JBean didn't show up until the 27th). Now don't get me wrong, my toe nails don't look like this lady's; but they aren't perfectly painted either.
3. "You haven't been wearing much make up". Yeah, cuz JBean and the cat really care if I have eyeliner on. Ridiculous.
Anyway, I guess the point of this, is I don't have as much time as I used to -- and maybe I'm not as cute as I was before JBean but I think she makes up for my lack of cuteness. :)
